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Baby Name Suggestions for Hollywood’s Newest Bundles of Joy

by Kelcey Bridges 13 June 2011 No Comment E-mail Kelcey Bridges

Seeing as celebrities name their kids everything from Bear to Moroccan, it is high time that we step in and offer up some hearty suggestions, don’t you think? Beware: the following names will likely not be found in the 100,000+ Baby Names book.

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Pink + Carey Hart

Even though Pink just welcomed sweet little Willow Sage into the world last week, we couldn’t resist some future baby name suggestions for her. If we go with Violet or Greenly – that’s too obvious right? But what if it was a play on the shade of pink itself, like Salmon or Coral?

Boy: Zeppelin Blu Hart

Girl: Joplin Mauve Hart

Alyssa Milano + David Bugliari

It’s no secret that Alyssa is a big-time Dodgers fan, so she could totally be cliche and go with Dodger for her baby boy, or she can get creative and name him after former LA Dodger players. Lucky for her, she’s expecting a boy so naming him after some pro hall of famers seems like a good fit.

Boy:  Koufax Robinson Bugliari (after hall of famers Sandy Koufax and Jackie Robinson)

January Jones + mystery man

How can she not offer up an ode to a calendar month with her baby name? Since January has the most common last name ever, how do we complement that?…

Boy: Smith October Jones

Girl: Scottley June Jones

Natalie Portman + Benjamin Millepied

Midnight Swaney would be optimum in this case, except for the fact that it doesn’t even sound real…or pleasant for the matter. Still, Nat did meet her baby daddy on the set of Black Swan and won an Oscar at the Academy Awards for it, so…

Boy: Oscar Coal Millepied

Girl: Academy Swanson Millepied

Kate Hudson + Matt Bellamy

She might as well name her bambino Rockstar, since that’s her favorite thing in the world right, right? Kate’s son, Ryder Russell, gets his middle name from his Grandpa Kurt so maybe this go round we’ll pay homage to Grandma Goldie?

Boy: Rocket Hawn Hudson Bellamy

Girl: Raquel Goldie Hudson Bellamy

Jessica Alba + Cash Warren

It’s clear Jessica has a thing for virtuous names, after all her 2-year-old daughter is named Honor. Whether she likes it or not, Jess has already developed a little theme for herself, should she choose to pursue it. Likewise, being that her hubby’s name is Cash, there’s an entirely new possibility of sticking with a money theme.

Boy: Valiant Gold Warren

Girl: Truth Currency Warren

Tune in in about 1-4 months (right, Mr. Stork?) to see if anyone takes our fabulous or ridiculous baby names.
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