Happy Birthday Bret Michaels, Patron Saint of Strippers
Today, strippers in trailer parks everywhere rejoice over the birth of Bret Michaels…the man who gives them hope that one day, they too can appear in on his trash-tastic reality show covered in tattoos, and smelling of Tanqueray.
Image via VH1
At the rate at which this dude is going, he should stop his search for love on VH1 and just marry Amy Winehouse.
Anyway, Mr. Michaels (who is actually pretty cool, even we admit it) turns 46 today, on the ides of March. Hopefully he didn’t wake up next to someone too rancid this morning.
On that note, watch this season of “Rock of Love” tonight on VH1, 9 PM EST.
Image via BretMichaels.com
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Okay, firstly, this season was basically only funny because of the stupid girls on the show. It was ANNOYING to see how Bret was so into the fugly girls (actually really funny) like A-Bomb and that fat girl Ferrah. But whatever, in the end, the collagen-filled lips/nasty cheap weave wearing Michaels will find love SOMEWHERE, SOMEHOW…just not with one woman.
HE IS A SKANK
cant beleive he eliminated ashley!
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