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When Lindsay Lohan just couldn’t stand to see her thighs in regular pants or jeans, she decided to make leggings. Because you really want leggings that have kneepads and cost $100.

So now it probably comes at no surprise that Lohan has found a way to solve the problem of her oh-so-pale and freckled skin (see above) — a $35 tanning spray. Because you really want that Lindsay Lohan tan.

According to People.com, the Sevin Nyne (supposedly named after Lohan’s favorite numbers….hmm) line is a collaboration with established spray tanner Lorit Simon. The sprays are set to be sold exclusively in Sephora stores starting on May 1st, with an early launch online at sephora.com on April 15.

Lohan told People: “As much as I love the sun,” she says, “it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved.”

So what kind of look will you get with Sevin Nyne, you ask? Thankfully, Lohan‘s showing it off here in this ad…

Courtesy of Sevin Nyne

Yeah.

After all, though, she’ll be missing that sun if she doesn’t surrender under that arrest warrant…