Source: The Envelope-LA Times

Remember Evan Rachel Wood? You know, the girl who was said to have an incestuous relationship with her dad, Mickey Rourke (well, at least in The Wrestler?) Now the girl who tenderly  sucked Rourke’s juicy collagen-filled lips to see what collagen tasted like, is stating that hey, he’s too old for me!

Now, in a statement to Rolling Stones, Rachel’s saying:

I’m upset because I feel disrespected by the press and by Mr. Rourke. Just because I’m single doesn’t mean that you can take advantage of me. It’s unfair that the performances might suffer because of all of these distractions. I’m not attracted to him, he’s too old for me. Nothing ever happened and nothing ever will.

What, so now you’re saying that you don’t fancy a man whose face looks like a it’s been blended together with botox, orange tanning lotion, and pork rinds? But it’s okay that you were together with a man who sleeps with his makeup on and was rumored to have removed his ribs so he could suck on his Satan-scorched, white-as-cocaine peen? Okay, that makes sense. 

You’re not weird at all, Rachel. You shouldn’t ever consider Scientology. Ever.

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