A new study finds that if you’re hot in LA, you don’t have to wait for tables- The Atlantic. Attention citizens of L.A., if you’ve seen Lindsay Lohan, turn her in!!- LAist. Samsung made the world’s LARGEST working phone in the world–the size of a small shack-Engadget. Obama’s coming to the Late Night Show in LA- Variety.

DC Comic book heroine, Batwoman, who was originally introduced as Batman’s love interest in 1956 has been reincarnated as Jewish lesbian. Batwoman, who is socialite Kathy Kane by day and superhero by night, has been outed, bringing a whole new meaning to the phrase, “power lesbian.” Throw any statuesque woman with the body and strength of a seasoned Olympian, and you’ve got a force to be reckoned with.

Those who haven’t gotten the note that Tyra was looking for models under the height of 5’7″ take note that this only means that this allows even more crazy biznatches to try out for the hot tranny mess of a show. This weekend in NYC at the Top Model try-outs, a stampede of models were running out of the building, confused as to where to run toward. It was reported that it all started when one of the models acted in a “disorderly” way, and ultimately leading six injured women to be transported to the hospital.

It’s been said that every woman has the love life she wants. If this theory holds any weight, one could assume that a person’s own preconceived outlooks and thoughts shape the future of their relationships. With rumors abound that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up, yet again, should we be wondering if this somehow stems from her somewhat pessimistic attitude regarding love?

Last night, I caught a split headline show at the House of Blues featuring LMAO and Shwayze. It was, more or less, my first rap concert. The crowd was young, naïve and decidedly un-tan if you catch my drift. This is hip hop for the whitest kids possible. It’s the equivalent of that kid shampoo that doesn’t sting your eyes when the foam gets all aggressive. And you know what, it’s pretty damn catchy.

The “Mad Men” actors and actresses may not be the most stylish ones on the set. Apparently, the real style man is, er, a boy, and the son of “Mad Men” creator Matthew Weiner, named Arlo. The second-grader was profiled as on GQ’s Men of Style site, where we learned about how Beck stalked the kid down the street because of his stylin’ ways and about the eight-year-old’s love for ascots and fezs. Check out those poses!

Congratulations are somewhat in order to “Watchmen” director Zack Snyder as his follow up to “300″ took in an estimated 55.7 million dollars. This, however was less than the 70-odd million that “300″ took in opening weekend and most certainly less than was expected for “Watchmen.” It’s tough to tell what the reason for the less-than-spectacular turnout would be. Could it be the giant, glowing blue genitals of Dr. Manhattan?

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