“I grew up watching Lindsay, and it made me want to do what she does. Just the whole vibe. Being there, being on camera, or onstage, with everybody listening to you … it’s so cool when people look up to you. I’ve already been asked for my autograph, and it’s just a really good feeling to have.”
If who she looks up to is her older sister, this girl is bound to trump Jamie-Lynn–how exciting!

Not only is she a fame whore, her pimp, Dina Lohan is pushing for the show.

“We’re doing it, because it’s not going away. We’re going to find a way to navigate through the waters of that, tabloidisim and just try to have a career and be successful. There’s no protection like the old days,” she said at High School Confidential.

Will the show be a success? Probably.

Will Ali become like her sister? Hopefully.

Did Lindsay Lohan create and spread a new type of STD? Certainly so, I’m itching as we speak!