Kate Hudson must love to work the pole, because the actress recently had one installed in her bathroom…

Clearly, the sexiest room of the house…

(Feel the sarcasm, just let it sink it for a second. Yes.)

We know this because an inside source sold out poor Kate and told Us Weekly. According to the source:

“She was laughing and giddy like a kid when the thing was installed! She holds on with both her arms and flips her legs into the air. It’s kind of amazing and totally sexy.”

Yes, strippers are kind of amazing if you think about it. Let’s cannonize Anna Nicole! I’ve been saying this for years!