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Giant Blue Genitals Prove Only Somewhat Appealing To ‘Watchmen’ Fans

by Zach Bourque 10 March 2009 153 views 3 Comments E-mail Zach Bourque
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Congratulations are somewhat in order to “Watchmen” director Zack Snyder as his follow up to “300″ took in an estimated 55.7 million dollars. This, however was less than the 70-odd million that “300″ took in opening weekend and most certainly less than was expected for “Watchmen.”

It’s tough to tell what the reason for the less-than-spectacular turnout would be. Could it be the giant, glowing blue genitals of Dr. Manhattan?

This is a plausible theory. Others attribute the film’s lackluster performance to the tremendous hype and poor word of mouth that may have turned off die-hard fans.

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Fanboys of the original “Watchmen”  graphic novel were snobby as hell, using their nerd quotient to either blackball the movie entirely or support it, a decision based entirely on their dork level and/or level of female sexual interaction.

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Regardless, the film has continued to be a lukewarm hit with film critics. “Watchmen” has thus far scored a 65% positive rating on RottenTomato.com, good enough to surpass “300″ but trailing superhero powerhouse “The Dark Knight” by a hefty margin.

The big factor in deciding whether or not “Watchmen” will reach true blockbuster status will be whether it has legs, that is, if the film continues to bring in bucks next weekend and beyond.

On a separate note, it is worth noting that IMAX screenings of “Watchmen” proved highly successful, with 10 percent of the gross coming from just 124 IMAX theaters, or roughly 3.4 percent of the 3,611 total screens.

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3 Comments »

  • Denise Kuan said:

    I heard his genitals were not that big, in fact? So the emphasis was not a good thing for Billy Crudup, maybe! ahahaha

  • lori said:

    Hey,
    I thought thta the blue balls scene was hilarious. Blue-balls…like, literally blue balls?
    haha

  • Krista said:

    I heard that it sucked and was way over hyped.

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