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He’s Just Being Miley

by popfix 19 February 2009 528 views 2 Comments

Mr. Miley Cyrus, Justin Gaston, just had a photospread in VMAN Magazine.

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And what was the 20-year-old self-proclaimed virgin and “man of God” doing?

Taking pictures half-naked, while groping his crotch (well, someone has to touch it, Miley obviously doesn’t!)

In the article, Mr Miley says:

“I LOVE TENNIS. I’VE BEEN TRYING TO GET MILEY TO PLAY WITH ME, BUT SHE WON’T.”

I wonder what kind of balls he’s wanting her to try.

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Though these two are living together, sleeping underneath one roof, they are totally, utterly, not sleeping with each other, RIGHT?

And these pictures of Miley are completely innocent. I mean, all girls her age take these sweet, angelic, take-me-to-church-daddy pics, right?

miley-underwear not a ho!miley in shower not a hoscreen-capture-19

In conclusion, Miley Cyrus is NOT a ho. To be one, you have to be the neighborhood bus, like a Japanese woman at an American military base in Okinawa, where EVERYONE gets a ride. Miley, on the other hand, is solely a motorcycle–only one gets to ride. Maybe two.

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2 Comments »

  • Denise said:

    omg those pictures are so disgusting. he’s going to look back at them when he’s 40 and shriek

  • karisma said:

    I dunno what others are saying. I personally think this kid is super hot and a great model. I see him in high fashion like doing not Dior but more Calvin Klein. He has that “look.”

    Miley is SO lucky!!!!!!!!!! hate her

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