1:56 PM Tyrese channels his inner Alabama Intruder in his Grammy Pre-Telecast performance of the steamy Marvin Gaye classic, “Let’s Get It On.” I’m 99% sure I just heard, when you’re asleep “I’m gonna creep in your bed.”

2:36 PM Best Comedy Album goes to Jimmy Fallon. Secretly hoping his writers will charge the stage.

2:40 PM Still waiting…

2:46 PM Why do all jazz musicians look like they’ve just been electrocuted?

2:56 PM I didn’t know The Grammys have a dress code!

2:57 PM Apparently Katy Perry’s boobs didn’t know either.

3:13 PM Bonnie Raitt is channeling her inner Cruella de Ville, with a single platinum steak running through her auburn hair. And she’s accompanied by 101 dogs.

3:14 PM Relax PETA, that dog part was a lie…

3:35 PM As I patiently (still) await Fallon’s writers to storm the stage, Skrillex’s crew beat them to the punch.

3:36 PM Chris Brown beats everyone to the punch.

3:59 PM “Bitch stole my look!” - Katy Perry to Kimbra.

4:00 PM “Bitch stole my look!” – Zooey Deschanel to Katy Perry in 2009.

5:21 PM Adele is wearing the sexiest carpet I’ve ever seen in my life!

5:41 PM Someone wanna tell Wiz Khalifa that tattoos don’t count as a shirt?

5:51 PM Suddenly remembering why Faith Hill’s legs are the only things I miss about football season.

6:12 PM Kelly Rowland is putting some boys through puberty right now.

6:17 PM Really glad Chris Brown didn’t beat Frank Ocean. Oh…um…wait…

6:53 PM It’s so cool that The Black Keys gave a homeless guy a job playing the keyboards!

7:12 PM Ziggy Marley = Dreadlocked Rapunzel 2.0.

7:35 PM It’s like Katy Perry’s boobs are trying to secede from her dress. Civil Wars could be fought over this.

7:40 PM Prince is a vision in vision-impaired chic!

8:29 PM I’m glad someone finally clarified the proper spelling of “whaddup.” To think, all these years I’ve been writing “what up.”