Kim Kardashian posted some pictures (circa elementary school) on her website two days ago…so we know she has at least a 4th grade education. And although Kim has a lot of haters out there, we have to admit that she was an adorable kid. Wow, this really brings me back. Can’t you just smell the tanbark, hear the school bell, feel the rusty see-saw, taste the sweet, sweet paste?

Wait. So how come nobody ever alerted me that “If You Seek Amy” actually had a dirty double meaning? Apparently the song, featured on Britney Spears’ “Circus,” has been the source of plenty of controversy among radio stations who are hesitant to play the song. If you still aren’t keen on the hidden, naughty message, just say the title a few times slowly… Don’t worry, it took me a good five minutes to figure it out too. Need a little background? Consider it in the context of this actual lyrics from the song, “All the boys and all the girls are begging to if you seek Amy.”

It’s undeniable that Scarlett Johansson is smokin’ as the new face of Dolce & Gabbana cosmetics. And soon enough, this ad will appear in a multitude of fashion magazines near you, portraying Johansson as the late Marilyn Monroe. However, although the image is beautiful, and Monroe is the ultimate blonde sex-symbol, is a little originality too much to ask for? I expected more from Dolce & Gabbana.