Call her what you will – bad influence, druggie, shameless – no matter what label you put on Miley, there is one thing you can’t call her.
Lazy.
THEPOPFIX‘s Erin Darling addresses the haters in this installment of “Worst Things I Read About Miley Cyrus.”
Contrary to intuition, Lohan’s show will not be aired on MTV or Oxygen, joining the ranks of guilty pleasures like “Jersey Shore” or “Bad Girl’s Club,” but rather, will air as a new program on Oprah Winfrey’s network, OWN.
Entertainment Weekly reported that Lohan will be starring in an upcoming eight-part reality series that will document her life as she tries to stay healthy and reestablish her career. The series is slated to air in 2014.
What do you think of this unlikely team-up? Will Oprah be able to make this show a success, or is following Lindsay Lohan a recipe for disaster? Could this help her struggling career?
Share your thoughts below!
Charlie Sheen
Crazy is always in season when it comes to Halloween. If you dare, embody the greatest Warlock of them all – Charlie Sheen.
Complete the look: Grab a “Duh, winning!” shirt (or nearly any collared button-up will do), add sunglasses, a fedora if you’re feeling fancy and don’t forget the crazy eyes.
Be sure to study up on Sheen-isims. “WINNING!” and “I’m on a drug…it’s called Charlie Sheen” go over great at parties. Be sure to talk about all your “goddesses” back at home, but you might want to leave out that whole Ashton Kutcher taking your job thing.
Tiger blood, optional.
Ensemble costume: Bridesmaids
Need a brilliant group costume for your gal-pals? Go as the comedy troupe from this summer’s hit flick, Bridesmaids.
Complete the look: First things first, decide who will be the bride and head out to a thrift store in search of the most outrageous bridal gown. Next, rally the bridesmaids! Hit up a local thrift store for bridesmaid fashion disasters or pull out an old prom dress from the back of your closet. You’re bound to have some real gems back there.
Feel free to cap off the night with some impromptu Wilson-Philips karaoke.
YouTube sensation: The Man with the Golden Voice
It wouldn’t be Halloween without a YouTube inspired costume, now would it? YouTube ghosts of Halloween past have delivered memorable characters like Double Rainbow Guy, ‘Bed Intruder’ Anthony Dodson and Chris Crocker. This year, look no further than the inspirational tale of Ted Williams.
Complete the look: Old clothes, disheveled hair and a cardboard sign. Don’t forget you’re golden voice!
Use this costume carefully, Kraft Mac & Cheese endorsements might ensue.
Rebecca Black
Rebecca turned the world upside down – with one YouTube music video, she managed to turn everyone’s favorite day of the week into their least favorite word. FRIDAY.
Complete the look: Find a spare t-shirt and scribble a memorable RB line on it, “It’s Friday!” or “We so excited” will suffice. Top it all off with a black wig and yellow JanSport backpack. Remember to brig along your calendar – circle all the Fridays for an added touch.
Have no fear, actual singing voice not required.
Couples costume: The Royal Couple
The holy matrimony of Prince William and Princess Kate was only the most talked about event of the year, in fact – you may have even set your alarm for 4 a.m. to watch the televised nuptials. Dressing up as Will and Kate is sure to make you the talk of any costume party in town.
For Will: Red jacket, black slacks, blue sash (receding hairline optional).
For Kate: Bridal dress and veil – go all out and rock the long sleeves and train for days, just like Kate. Seal the deal with a blue faux-engagement ring.
Channel your inner blue blood and practice your best British accent! Just be sure it doesn’t turn to Eliza Doolittle half way through the evening.
Princess Beatrice and Princess Eunice
If we’re being honest, these two arrived to the Royal Wedding completely decked out for Halloween. Beatrice and Eunice nearly stole the show from the Royal Couple by rocking this awesome ensemble.
For Eunice: Bright blue dress, DIY fascinator.
For Beatrice: Peach colored jacket,dress or suit, DIY fascinator.
Follow this great tutorial to learn how to make replica fascinators sure to make you the envy of all the common folk.
Oldie but a goodie: Lindsay Lohan
On a budget? Thanks to LiLo’s perpetual courtroom visits in 2011, you can bust out last year’s Lohan costume and still be 100% on trend. Thanks, Linds!
Complete the look: You can literally take this costume any direction you want – “Jailbird Lindsay,” “Mugshot Lindsay” or the more 2011 appropriate option, “Brown Blush Lindsay.”
Or you can get extremely fancy, grab four friends and become “The 5 Mugshots of Lohan.”
Whatever wacky costume suits your fancy, have a very happy and safe Halloween!
Oh sure, there’s the dead give-a-ways like Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Maureen O’Hara and Collin Farrell. But then there are the few, the proud, the Irish folk that fly under the radar simply because their name isn`t O`something.
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President Barack Obama
Granted it’s not O’Bama (but wouldn’t that be fun?), but our 44th President of the United States is indeed of Irish decent. Everyone loves to talk his Kenyan roots and his birth in Hawaii, but little is ever said about his Irish ancestry. The president’s wee bit o’Irish stems from his mother, Stanley Ann Dunham and her great-great-grandfather, Falmouth Kearney. Just goes to show that you need the Luck o’ the Irish to become leader of the free world. Right, JFK?
Although John Travolta has made his mark in the film industry by playing predominantly Italian characters (Vinnie Barbarino Welcome Back, Kotter, Danny Zucko Grease and Tony Manero Saturday Night Fever) he’s actually got a strong dose of Irish in him. John gets his Italian roots from his father, but it is his mother who carried on the Irish ancestry to her son.
He’s widely known for being a proud Jewish-American comic, just like Mel Brooks and Woody Allen. Ben’s dad Jerry Stiller is Jewish, but yet again continuing on with the pattern, Ben’s mother is of Irish decent. Thus, making Ben Stiller Jewish-American and half Irish. Makes perfect sense to me, Ben could totally pass as a leprechaun.
If you remember back to when she was nothing but a wee lass, Lindsay fit the bill as the typical Irish stereotype – bright red hair and freckles. And glory be – turns out she has a drinking problem, to boot. Before you push me off the Cliffs of Moher, I’m Irish too, so the jokes are all in good Irishy fun.
LiLo apparently gets the green blood from her mother’s side of the family. Before she was the infamous Dina Lohan, she was simply known as Donata Sullivan.
Although between he numerous bouts with the law, it doesn’t appear Linds has the Luck of the Irish with her.
Charlie Sheen and Emilio Estevez
Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen… are we seeing a pattern here? Although brothers Charlie and Emilio are known for being of Spanish decent, their paternal grandmother Mary Ann Phelan called County Tippeary in Ireland her home. Forget the tigerblood, Charlie’s got Irish blood in him too!
Why not take a cue straight out from the wacky world of Hollywood and the game changers in pop culture this year?
Cam & Mitchell (from Modern Family)
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If you’re looking to go as the most dynamic duo on TV today – look no further than Modern Family’s Cam & Mitch. While the whole cast of the show is great, these guys are the scene stealers every time.
What you’ll need:
Cam – Bright colored or floral shirt. Stylish, yet loud. You may need to add a pillow under that shirt, for extra padding.
Mitch – Tailored jacket, slacks and don’t forget that sweater vest. Add a little scruffy red beard and red wig to complete the look and you’re good to go!
To cap off the look, don’t forget your adopted Asian daughter, Lily!
Katy Perry & Elmo
Forget Russell Brand, arguably it was Katy and her Sesame Street co-star that made more headlines this year.
What you’ll need: Black Bettie Paige style wig, princess tiara, cleavage bearing dress and Elmo.
If you want to get really cleaver, you can even put yourself inside of a TV looking box.
Couple costume: Mel Gibson & Oksana
Who doesn’t want to pretend to be raving mad every once in a while? Now’s your chance to dress up and play Mel Gibson!
What you’ll need:
Mel – Disheveled outfit, grey wig, cell phone.
Oksana – Plumped lips, thick accent, tape recorder with psycho Mel rants and a failed singing career.
For the added touch, be sure to bring your craaaaazy eyes out with you that night.
Lindsay Lohan
In the past Lindsay was a popular couple’s costume, if you had a Sam Ronson to add to the mix. These days, Lindsay could still be a hit in the couples department – if your date wants to go as rehab, jail or lip injections. For 2010 the Lindsay look to capture is “Jailbird Lohan.”
What you’ll need: Long red or blonde wig (if it looks like extensions gone bad – excellent!), orange jumpsuit (blck & white stripes will suffice too), lip plumper, smeared eye makeup, Brown eyeliner for freckles and a scram bracelet.
Don’t leave the house without LiLo’s inmate number: 2409752
Bedroom Intruder (Antoine Dodson)
“Hide ya kids, hide ya wife” has gone from nightly news wackiness to pop culture phenomena. You have it as a ring tone on your iPhone, don’t you?
What you’ll need: Red bandanna, black tank top (if it says “hide ya kids, hide ya wife” – you are golden). If you want to make it real easy, just hit up this website dedicated to selling the official “Bedroom Intruder costume.”
If you want to seal the deal, have friends follow you around as the news camera crew…and be sure to play that ring tone all night long.
Alas, it was a toss up between the Bedroom Intruder or LiLo, but…I’m channeling my inner Lohan this year. Who will you be?
Happy Halloween!
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It’s no secret that taking responsibility for oneself is not exactly Lindsay Lohan’s forte. Well, at least it’s not a secret to everyone but the Linds, as is evidenced in her recent interview with E! in which she takes zero-percent of the blame for the problems in her life by pointing the finger at everyone, and everything but herself.
According to Lindsay:
The problems of her relationship with Samantha Ronson aren’t because of her or her actions, rather, the result of “people telling lies” about her to Sam.
According to the rest of the world:
Lindsay’s problems with Samantha are a result of Lindsay’s club-hopping, Chace-Crawford kissing, and alcohol boozin’ behavior.
Call me old fashioned, but looks to me like there either may be:
a. a pre-existing lack of communication between the two if Sam is relying upon the media to hear about the whereabouts and behavior of her one-and-only or
b. some truth to the “lies”
According to Lindsay:
Her inability to get work isn’t the result of her lack of the numerous reports of her unprofessionalism (see director James G. Robinson’s nasty albeit letter to LezLo on the set of Geoergia Rule) but rather the result of “all the sicko fans and the noise.”
According to the rest of the world:
A simple one sided equation sums her joblessness up: No work ethic = No job.
According to Lindsay:
She can’t star in Oscar-nominated films, have her own charity, make music, design clothes, and produce because people won’t stop judging her, accusing her, or making her out to be an “aloof, spoiled, ungrateful” person that she is “not and could never be.”
According to the rest of the world:
If it looks like an aloof actress, behaves like a spoiled actress, and carries on like an ungrateful actress, then it probably is an aloof, spoiled, and ungrateful actress.
Wait, that saying refers to ducks. Tomato, tomah-to…It’s all relative.
In the end, we can safely say that in life, like all the other unfortuanes that came to Lezlo, she loses, which is great for us.
Because in Hollywood, if you’re a loser, that makes for good news.
And it’s just funny.
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When Lindsay Lohan just couldn’t stand to see her thighs in regular pants or jeans, she decided to make leggings. Because you really want leggings that have kneepads and cost $100.
So now it probably comes at no surprise that Lohan has found a way to solve the problem of her oh-so-pale and freckled skin (see above) — a $35 tanning spray. Because you really want that Lindsay Lohan tan.
According to People.com, the Sevin Nyne (supposedly named after Lohan’s favorite numbers….hmm) line is a collaboration with established spray tanner Lorit Simon. The sprays are set to be sold exclusively in Sephora stores starting on May 1st, with an early launch online at sephora.com on April 15.
Lohan told People: “As much as I love the sun,” she says, “it is so bad for your skin. I have tried every product on the market and never found something that I loved.”
So what kind of look will you get with Sevin Nyne, you ask? Thankfully, Lohan‘s showing it off here in this ad…
Courtesy of Sevin Nyne
Yeah.
After all, though, she’ll be missing that sun if she doesn’t surrender under that arrest warrant…
Souce: Daily Mail
While other well-known actors and actresses are being recognized through Golden Globe/SAG/Academy Award nominations for their hard work and commitment to the art of acting, Lindsay Lohan is being recognized for her commitment to eating. Although the 22-year-old starlet looks like her daily intake consists of a Tic-Tac and a Diet Snapple, Lohan’s rep is defending the actress and claiming that she doesn’t have a problem.
Lohan’s rep told the New York Post that, “Lindsay is aware that she’s lost some weight due to stress, but we recently did a photo shoot and she ate two full meals.”
TWO FULL MEALS, really? Wow, now that deserves an accolade or two. Somebody give this girl a “Congrats-You-Almost-Ate-As-Much-As-A-Normal-Person-Does” award!
The media who have been closely following Lindsay Lohan’s weight fluctuations seem to think that she is just as small as she was when these shocking photos emerged in 2005.
Image via People
A very thin Lohan recently posed for Italian brand Fornarina, these pictures show just how thin she has become. The actress looks beautiful in the ads, but we think she might need more than a measly two meals to maintain a healthier weight for her frame.
Image via Fornarina