Oh my Lord. Christmas is just around the corner! Just thinking about it, I’m already getting images of Speidi celebrating Christmas as a married couple, surrounded by their new poodles in perfect harmony with Spencer’s fake beard. Or Lady Gaga dressed up as a futuristic Santa Claus. Or one of the Kardashians as Santa’s little helper in a desperate publicity stunt! Dreams do come true, right? Needless to say, I’ve been invaded (or raided) by the anticipated holiday spirit. Here, I managed to put together a wish list that any guy in your life would appreciate. Good luck holiday shopping!