Exclusive photos and videos from outside and inside of The Staples Center, the location of Michael Jackson’s memorial service.

Kim Kardashian posted some pictures (circa elementary school) on her website two days ago…so we know she has at least a 4th grade education. And although Kim has a lot of haters out there, we have to admit that she was an adorable kid. Wow, this really brings me back. Can’t you just smell the tanbark, hear the school bell, feel the rusty see-saw, taste the sweet, sweet paste?

I lay in bed with my eyes half open, philosophizing. The thrumming fan above me played as if it were a cinematic soundtrack to my prolific thoughts. Then I realized how dreadfully inane my thoughts were, how much my head ached from the unfiltered alcohol, how my hangover saturated every fiber of my being. And then the panic set. I had so many tasks to accomplish today, so many unfinished from the night before, and, like an avalanche, I was regretting the whole essence of my life. A sickening feeling emerged in the pit of my stomach, half from the hangover and half from the incessant thoughts of failure. It told me how I didn’t send out resumes for a job yesterday. It told me how I spent way too much money at Casey’s Bar and Grill the night before. It told me how I still have two parking tickets festering on my car’s dashboard. But then I embraced the despair because it reminded you how irrevocably human I was. Despite all those regrets, at least I could change them. Remember the old adage from second grade: “we all make mistakes, but what’s really important is how we learn from them.” I don’t think our second grade teachers ever dreamed of a system in which photos, videos, and links could be uploaded for the world to see. A documented mistake is much harder to learn from when it becomes an indelible mark on the way people perceive you. Facebook can broadcast your mistake and I have a perfect anecdote to help clarify this point…

Just yesterday, we posted an entry on how Charlotte from Sex and the City had a sex tape floating around the internet. We predicted in that entry that she would become as famous as other women who released one. But after reading that Lilo now has a sex tape floating around the internet, we must [...]

The one and only Tiffany “New York” Pollard wants YOU to tell her what to do with her life. That’s right, YOU.
According to her Myspace page, VH1 producers are offering her a 7 FIGURE salary for another season of I Love New York. But instead of taking the money, she turned to her most trusted [...]

Unless you live under a rock, or had a massive hangover and slept through yesterday, you are very aware that yesterday was most likely the worst day in Britney’s life. We all know what happened. And if you don’t, feel free to scroll down and read the last 6 updates on The Pop Fix.
But instead [...]

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Our favorite freckled, speckled head-to-toe LiLo, is in some deep shizz.
Remember former boyfriend Riley Giles whom she met while in rehab? Well, not only did he say Lilo was a nympho and a sex-aholic, telling Britain’s News of the World she “quit coke and got hooked on sex with me,” he’s [...]