If you’ve ever been disturbed by the idea of an overweight man (who’s been observing your behavior for the past year) sneaking into your home when you’re asleep to leave you things he thinks you want, then prepare yourself for a severe spike on the Santa Claus Creep-o-Meter when you watch Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale. It’s a Yule-tide tale so harrowing, you’ll think twice before you hang up your stockings this year.