If vampires wore eyeliner and spent their nights sink-side, dying their hair black, American Idol contestant Adam Lambert would be king of the creatures of the night. Talk about scary. This dude wears more make-up than most girls I know, this includes the sorority girls who spend two whole hours primping and painting their burned-by-a-tanning-booth mugs. And even that much MAC foundation still couldn’t cover up the blemishes/freckles/herpes on his mouth. Isn’t stage make up supposed to cover everything? Yet, I wouldn’t be surprised if he wins the competition. America is all about vampires right now. Good luck, Lambert.