It’s Woman Crush Wednesday aka #WCW and although the women of THEPOPFIX are beyond worthy of this title themselves, they have chosen to honor some of their favorite females. Take a look at our recent Lady Love Letters, dedicated to some of the most hilarious women in the entertainment industry. Let’s also not forget that they are extremely intelligent and beautiful!
LYRICS:
Grammar can save the day, remember that
Just in case we ever plan to write and make contact
The title held by me: TGP
The parts of speech you know, you now feel free.
So don’t blink,
Be a master, scores improve
Learn the mechanics, bust a move
Write with purpose, avoid confusion
Guard against prepositional delusion
But yo just follow the rules, find bliss
It’s not all amiss,
No blame and no crazy hints.
Person place or thing,
a noun ain’t whack.
Cause you can always know where the adjectives are at.
Here come The Grammar Pros
The sentence defenders
Here come The Grammar Pros
Rules so easy to remember
The prepositions give you clues to now know
On the horizon, Of, by, over, fo’ sho’
Adverbs rule, can be confusing too
But then like BOOM you know what they can do.
Describe lots of verbs, adjectives, don’t curb
Conversation, explanation
Scary ISEEs turn to memories.
Ain’t no enemies
Can I please,
Do what I say that’s the way we learn it.
Ya know what I mean,
I say my crazy dance moves get wicked on ya.
Know your first, last and only line of defense,
Against the scariest tests of the universe.
So don’t fear it, cheer it.
Grammar’s the best and knows it, don’t jeer it.
We’re the fearless.
TGPs learnin’ up all the flows.
What’s that stand for?
Grammar Pros.
Here come The Grammar Pros
The sentence defenders
Here come The Grammar Pros
Rules so easy to remember
Let me see ya just bounce it with me.
Just bounce with me.
Just bounce it with me. C’mon,
Let me see ya just slide with me.
Just slide with me.
Just slide with me. C’mon.
Let me see ya take a walk with me.
Just walk with me.
Take a walk with me. C’mon,
And make your neck work.
Now freeze.
Here come The Grammar Pros
The sentence defenders
Here come The Grammar Pros
Rules so easy to remember
Trust me, you’ll want to hear them debate on how to properly place inappropriate things into a mailbox.
Watch today’s Worst Things I Read to see Erin Darling turn THEPOPFIX women into their very own memes.
Enjoy the latest installment of “Lady Love Letters.”
It’s aggressive.
The internet is inundated, drowning in self-help articles and they’re starting to sound a lot like the covers of magazines like Self or Cosmo. Don’t get us wrong, we’re all for self-improvement, but it’s getting to the point where the self-industry is just over-played, cheesy, and driving us crazy. We need a pause from self-help, and that’s why Kristin Mineo’s on her SOAPBOX sharing about why she’s so over self-help.
No one likes paying taxes, and some people, well, don’t. We get it – it’s more fun to have more money, but then it all catches up with you. The IRS finds you, takes your money, your house, your cars, your Vespa, your bling, your fancy salt water fish tank, and your dignity. All you’re left with is your chihuahua, and a block of cheese. Well, they’ll probably take that too.
In the spirit of taxation, join Kristin Mineo on THEPOPFIX as we count down the POP 5 Celebrities Who Suck At Paying Taxes.
Join Kristin Mineo as she counts down the POP 5 Dance Moves That Should Make a Comeback.
Bring back one of these oldies but goodies with you to prom, and you could be the bees knees. Trust us.
Spring Break is upon us and THEPOPFIX would like to share the Worst Things I Read… About Spring Break. To help with this tragic episode, we have a very special guest, Tyler Poelle!