Troy Bolton Fails Ceramics Class
Well, we all figured Disney would make another musical but HSM…4? News broke today that there will be indeed another sequel to the popular franchise made. Hmm, I don’t quite get it. Wasn’t the tagline for the third “Senior Year?” Hmm, something smells fishy.
THEPOPFIX.com did some digging and, sure enough, it appears that Troy Bolton has indeed failed his senior year ceramics class and is being held back.
How embarrassing! I mean, ceramics is hard and all, but come on Troy. All your friends are going to be dancing their way through keggers and philosophy class while you’re left making cook wear out of clay.
Disney initially experimented with the title and concept “High School Musical 4: Freshman Year of College,” but, let’s face it, that just doesn’t make any sense.
Will Troy’s super senior status bring him advantages in the court and with the ladies? Stay tuned to THEPOPFIX.
(Edit: It appears that High School Musical 4 will have to make due without Troy, who took summer school to make up for his lackluster senior year performance and will thus be heading off to college. HSM 4 will be written by Peter Barscocchini, who penned HSM 1-3 and will be premiering on the Disney Channel instead of going theatrical. Look for it in 2010. We will never know quite what happened to Troy in college but word has it he is turning tricks for chunk change after losing his scholarship due to a torn ACL.)
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omg this is hilarious. Ceramics? How come they couldn’t be more creative and make him fail something intelligible people fail?
LOL! Ceramics? Are they crazy? At least say he failed freaking match, science or the GAYDAR test. Wait, he passed with flying rainbow colors.
Zach, you’re a great writer.
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I thought Troy became a rent boy and was licking people’s arses for extra cash?
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eri mi sueño por fa no lo ropai
ola
eu querria o teu e-mail podes ser~?
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ola troy eu queria seu email
ola troy como estas guapo kieres cojerme ???? yo te amo y odio a gabriela hay ke bueno ke no la besaste jajajajajajajaja y yo te estoy buscando para cojerte yo soy mas bonita ke gabriela y ke tu novia asi ke si kieres cojerme hay ya me tengo ke ir mi amor hay te espero (=
hi try que guapo quiero sern tu amiga te AMO MUCHO
troy te amo muito penso em vc todos os dias tem 19 que nem vc quer namorar comigo
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troy te adoro
ADOROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ELE LINDO
olz como estas yo te admiro porque esres un gran actor osea eres un papi
i cant just wait to fuk gabriella
Hi troy!!!you’re so handsome!!i’m hoping to see you personally!!
impossible but i am looking forward to having some
excitement.
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