When Lindsay Lohan just couldn’t stand to see her thighs in regular pants or jeans, she decided to make leggings. Because you really want leggings that have kneepads and cost $100. So now it probably comes at no surprise that Lohan has found a way to solve the problem of her oh-so-pale and freckled skin (see above) — a $35 tanning spray. Because you really want that Lindsay Lohan tan.

It’s been said that every woman has the love life she wants. If this theory holds any weight, one could assume that a person’s own preconceived outlooks and thoughts shape the future of their relationships. With rumors abound that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up, yet again, should we be wondering if this somehow stems from her somewhat pessimistic attitude regarding love?