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Yesterday Lenny Kravitz had lunch at The Ivy.

How do I know this? Because I was there.

Why was I there? Because I’m his stalker.

Why do I stalk him? Because he is sexy.

Why is he sexy? Because he’s a rockstar.

Why is he a rockstar? …Okay, this game is getting old…