Have you ever received an email so dramatic it seemed only appropriate to be read aloud with an ominous soundtrack? Throw in an interpretive dancer (for good measure) and voila, there you have it, a theatrical performance worthy of a Tony Award.

If you too have been the recipient of a dramatic email, we are now accepting submissions in the comment field below. Send us your worst, and you may be featured on next week’s dramatic email reading!

Now, for the main event…