I love Tim Gunn. Why? Because he just slammed the biggest douchebag in America, or dare I say, the whole world. He publicly referred to Jon Gosselin’s style as “the slobification of America.” And it’s true. So I’ve decided to create an article  combining some of Jonny-le-douche’s precious garments.

First take a look at the hair. It’s one in a bad million. Or a million in a bad one? Not only is the hair hideous, but the pink shirt and the cargo pants are good for an evening off, not for national TV. If he had done nicer trousers with a simple Gucci shirt, he would have been better off. But instead, he looks like a nerd out of context.

And even when he tries to wear the shirt and suit, he just does not seem to work it. The blazer is definitely cheap, because both the fabric and the cut seem horrendous, but the overall presence just kills. And the ringed t-shirt underneath just makes it perfect! And by perfect I mean terrible.

Now look at that belly! Isn’t it magnificent! And the designer sunglasses just crown him as fashion prince! His amazing attire just shows the immense self-confidence he manifests by showing up in front of every single paparazzi available.

The belt is simply mesmerizing. And the shorts. And the belly! Can you believe it? And he knows paparazzi swirl around him, yet, he is just not aware of himself. At all.

The pout. Go to hell Victoria Beckham, we have a new pout! And the designer shirt and even the sparkling bling earring. He’s just a dream for a bad tasted new rich. And with Papa Lohan! This is not a picture, this is pop art.

Now, there’s been a little rumor going ’round the fashion world that Mr. Augdier would design a new line with Jon’s help. Don’t know if it’s true, but here he  is strutting his stuff as if he were a 20 year old. Or a famous designer. You go Jon!

I hope this provide sufficient inspiration so that now you know how not to dress. Right?