ELLE Magazine’s January 2008 Cover

Posh Wears the Pants.

Duh.

“‘I’m a miserable bitch and go shopping all day and boss David about.”
–Victoria Beckham, in ELLE.

Victoria Beckham looking amazing (no smiles, sorry) in ELLE magazine.
(click the thumbnails to see the hi-res)

A little like Wilhelmina Slater from Ugly Betty on the cover, Posh.

In the accompanying article, Victoria Beckham talks about the public’s perception of her: a bossy, spoiled bitch. She’s actually really funny, if you didn’t know. And she loves being a drag queen’s ultimate Halloween costume, so she says.

Does anyone have anything bad to say about the photos? The shoot was taken in Paris a couple months ago, and can I just say that the Ferris wheel pictures are awesome? On my last visit to Paris in August, a ride on that wheel cost 12 euro. That’s $24 for one round. They probably let her on for free. Oh, to have such privilege.

dvB, Victoria’s clothing line will be in some high class shops: “Maxfield, Fred Segal, Collette, Harvey Nichols.” She even alludes to her line being better than just any of the other “celebrities doing clothing lines and fragrances.”

And if you haven’t had enough of Posh yet, watch her interview with Larry King. He asks some dumb questions. Who doesn’t know why her son Brooklyn is named Brooklyn? Check out her “smile” after a viewer asked her why she always looks so miserable in pictures at 2:50 of part 2.

Part 1
[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=MZ2bxrgQYCs]

Part 2
[youtube=http://youtube.com/watch?v=SWpxfj2yVLo]