Were you as addicted to “Tool Academy” as we were? Did your eyes glaze over in joy and pain as you watched a house full of testosterone charged alpha-males compete in challenges in an effort to prove to their girlfriends that they really aren’t tools? Well, if you were, you should definitely check out our exclusive interview with Shawn AKA Loud Mouth Tool.

What’s sexier than sweating onstage among thousands of screaming fans, creating albums that sell millions, and playing a popular sport professionally?
Interning.

Economy got you down? Sure, jobs are hard to come by and that packet of stale saltines and tub of cottage cheese are starting to look like a great alternative to the bomb Bruschetta you used to enjoy down on Melrose, but this doesn’t mean the end of happiness. No, far from it. If anything, the nation’s financial funk just signals a new need to turn toward the powdered white stuff - no, not that powdered white stuff (it’s out of your price range, remember?). We’re talking sugar.