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Would You Pay For Her OctoPuss?

by popfix 25 February 2009 4 Comments E-mail popfix
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Our favorite Octopussymom, Nadya Suleman, may sell a peep at her sagging vajayjay. According to documents found by TMZ today, the mother of 14 was approached by Vivid Entertainment (the same company that released Kim Kardashian and Pamela Anderson’s videos) to star in a porn flick for $1 million. The entertainment company is also providing an option for Octomom to gain medical and dental insurance for all 14 of her children if she agrees to star in more than one film.

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I don’t know about you, but watching a sagging vajayjay onscreen is as unappealing as watching Richard Simmons doing high kicks in a tight, bright pink, leotard.

Actually, I’ll just admit it. I’d rather watch Simmons doing acrobats and flips and twirls naked than witnessing Octomom’s GIGANTO OctoPuss consume a man’s manhood. That’s just painful…actually, possibly hilarious!

Dear Vivid, please take our advise: Octopuss alone onscreen= BAD. Octopuss consuming an entire man on film…hmm…actually could be good.

Genius.

Props to you, Vivid. You’re one step ahead of us.

richard-simmons

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4 Comments »

  • singularsexation said:

    lol. this made me laugh. I find it disgusting that octopus would even consider this. ew! but i still would love to watch!!!!

  • Wynona said:

    Sorry, but this woman is gross and creepy and looks hella gross. wtf is going on with her stomach!

  • christine ann said:

    it is too much on having 8 babies in her stomach.@.@ why did she let herslef have that. she already have 6 kids and then…. GAHD. @.@

  • dave said:

    Yes, I have been searching for most intimate photos of her. She has a sweet face, knock out lips and light skin. The stretching is serious (naturally), but her toning up a bit and exercising, and a little airbrush and all will be okay. Unfortunately since she had a c-section the stretching was in the wrong “place”. I never could figure out why she would possibly go through all that, have all those kids and apparently had it done through invetro at the drs. office. Uh, sounds like she decided to skip the fun part completely???!!!

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