LYRICS:
Grammar can save the day, remember that
Just in case we ever plan to write and make contact
The title held by me: TGP
The parts of speech you know, you now feel free.
So don’t blink,
Be a master, scores improve
Learn the mechanics, bust a move
Write with purpose, avoid confusion
Guard against prepositional delusion
But yo just follow the rules, find bliss
It’s not all amiss,
No blame and no crazy hints.
Person place or thing,
a noun ain’t whack.
Cause you can always know where the adjectives are at.
Here come The Grammar Pros
The sentence defenders
Here come The Grammar Pros
Rules so easy to remember
The prepositions give you clues to now know
On the horizon, Of, by, over, fo’ sho’
Adverbs rule, can be confusing too
But then like BOOM you know what they can do.
Describe lots of verbs, adjectives, don’t curb
Conversation, explanation
Scary ISEEs turn to memories.
Ain’t no enemies
Can I please,
Do what I say that’s the way we learn it.
Ya know what I mean,
I say my crazy dance moves get wicked on ya.
Know your first, last and only line of defense,
Against the scariest tests of the universe.
So don’t fear it, cheer it.
Grammar’s the best and knows it, don’t jeer it.
We’re the fearless.
TGPs learnin’ up all the flows.
What’s that stand for?
Grammar Pros.
Here come The Grammar Pros
The sentence defenders
Here come The Grammar Pros
Rules so easy to remember
Let me see ya just bounce it with me.
Just bounce with me.
Just bounce it with me. C’mon,
Let me see ya just slide with me.
Just slide with me.
Just slide with me. C’mon.
Let me see ya take a walk with me.
Just walk with me.
Take a walk with me. C’mon,
And make your neck work.
Now freeze.
Here come The Grammar Pros
The sentence defenders
Here come The Grammar Pros
Rules so easy to remember
In honor of this holiday, the ladies of THEPOPFIX are recounting some of the worst advice we’ve ever received from our mothers in this special episode of BADvice. Because sometimes, mama doesn’t always know best.
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Leslie Moonves is the President of the CBS network and also shares a very deep friendship with Letterman. He spoke out on the news today saying:
“For 21 years, David Letterman has graced our network’s air in late night with wit, gravitas and brilliance unique in the history of our medium. During that time, Dave has given television audiences thousands of hours of comedic entertainment, the sharpest interviews in late night, and brilliant moments of candor and perspective around national events. He’s also managed to keep many celebrities, politicians and executives on their toes – including me.”
Letterman expressed his appreciation to everyone in an issued statement:
“I just want to reiterate my thanks for the support from the network, all of the people who have worked here, all of the people in the theater, all the people on the staff, everybody at home, thank you very much. What this means now, is that Paul and I can be married.”
What will you miss about the iconic host? Let THEPOPFIX know in the comments below!
The Tim Burton classic turns 26 this week and the ghost with the most has appeared in the news a lot over the last six months as original cast and crew have been discussing the possibility of returning for a sequel.
It started back in October when our friends the Schmoes reported that Tim Burton was in talks to direct a follow up. Actress Winona Rider added fuel to the fire the following month when she said that despite being “sworn to secrecy” it looked like the sequel “might be happening” going on to say that the film that was being discussed was “not a remake.” Recently on a press tour for “Robocop,” Michael Keaton himself confirmed that the role was one that he was always interested in returning to but only if Burton was involved. According to Keaton, it looks like he is.
Got the facts? Great. Now let Clarke Wolfe tell you why THIS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA on this week’s SOAPBOX!
In the new surveillance footage from the Miami Beach police station we get to witness Bieber as he takes a standard sobriety test. There is no audio on the tape, but you can clearly see he is instructed to walk the line, where he encounters some problems. These problems being that of, “why is the line so blurry and curvy?”
He stumbles repetitively not ever accomplishing the task, showing us he either is not taking it seriously or he is under the influence more than his team would like us to think. He also is seen arguing with the officer multiple times. Heck, maybe his bright orange shoes were reflecting the florescent lights and compromised his eye sight.
Although Bieber continues to feed the media with these acts of immaturity, we wish nothing but positive energy his way and hopefully he can get the help he needs to overcome all of this. Sadly, we have a feeling the courts will more than likely decide to release more pieces of the 10-hour footage that could possibly damage his image further.