No one likes paying taxes, and some people, well, don’t. We get it – it’s more fun to have more money, but then it all catches up with you. The IRS finds you, takes your money, your house, your cars, your Vespa, your bling, your fancy salt water fish tank, and your dignity. All you’re left with is your chihuahua, and a block of cheese. Well, they’ll probably take that too.
In the spirit of taxation, join Kristin Mineo on THEPOPFIX as we count down the POP 5 Celebrities Who Suck At Paying Taxes.
So sweet. So passionate. So full of crap.
Well, that’s if “Harry Potter” author JK Rowling is to be believed! Recently Rowling did an interview with actress Emma Watson and revealed that maaaaybe Ron and Hermione shouldn’t have ended up together after all. Wow. What’s next, lady? Are you going to tell children there’s no such thing as Santa Claus? I mean – there is, a Santa Claus any children watching this because they put “Harry Potter” into YouTube and this video came up.
OK, let’s move on. Quickly.
We here at THEPOPFIX started thinking about it and maybe some other iconic movie couples weren’t such a good idea either! Join us as we countdown our POP 5 Movie Couples Who Totally Shouldn’t Have Gotten Together.
This may be the only time they’re mentioned publicly again…
He told Power 106 in a radio interview that his next album would be his last album and then declared his retirement from the music industry via Twitter, stating: “My beloved Beliebers, I’m retiring.”
According to Justin, “Being a Belieber is a lifestyle.” Pretty sure that lifestyle is a classy one, including urinating into a mop bucket at a restaurant before saying “F*ck Bill Clinton” while spraying a liquid at a picture of the former president’s face. (He tweeted to apologize)
I’m going to just throw this out there – those activities are not on my bucket list.
Now, this could all just be a ploy to get publicity for the release of his epic movie, “Believe,” or his new compilation album, “Journals.” But, for all of the shenanigans, I’ll admit, I’ll rock out to a Bieber song when it comes on the radio. And I might or might not have made a Justin Bieber “Boyfriend” parody.
So, as a tribute to Justin, if his career is really over at the ripe age of 19, we here at THEPOPFIX want to celebrate his legacy and all of his glory by counting down the most awkward Bieber moments.
Bieber’s Biggest Blunders
5. Anne Frank = Belieber?
Justin Bieber visited the Anne Frank house in the Netherlands and left a comment in the guest book, “Hopefully she would have been a Belieber.”
Woah! Justin. Really? Did you not read the book? It’s called “The Diary of Anne Frank.” Pick-up a copy. This might be a case where skipping junior high and high school for a music career is NOT beneficial to education or cultural sensitivity. Where’s Ursher during these oh sh*t moments? You’re his mentor! Save him from him herself! Maybe he just needs a hug.
4. Bieber Goes Bananas
We’re gonna keep this one simple: Justin bought a pet monkey. Justin brought said monkey to Germany. Justin didn’t file proper paperwork. Justin no longer has a pet monkey. Monkey is now German property and in a zoo.
3. Booed At The Billboard Awards
Justin Bieber made four stage appearances at the Billboard Music Awards, and on the fourth appearance, he accepted the first-ever Milestone Award while being booed. He congratulated himself and said, “I’m 19 year old. I think I’m doing a pretty good job.”
You just won an award based on a popular vote, which means millions of people voted for you, and you’re taking the credit? Touche Mr. Biebs. Bold, very bold.
2. Glass Door Encounters
Not once, but TWICE – Justin ran into a revolving glass door in 2010 and then, oops he did it again when he ran into a glass door backstage during his show in Paris. The second one was a doozy – he kept performing, because he’s a champion, obviously, but passed out for 15 seconds in his dressing room from a concussion.
He said in an interview with TMZ: “I guess me and glass windows just don’t work.”
Neither do you and grammar, dear sir. But that’s for a different day.
I think they sell stickers to put on glass doors so you see them. Might be something to consider with your millions and millions and millions and millions of dollars. Mostly for your safety. I mean, ‘You’re 19 and you’re doing a pretty good job.’ Minus the run-ins with glass doors and paparazzi, which brings me to my next awkward Bieber moment.
1. Bieber Goes Ape Shit (Not A Monkey Joke)
In March of this year, Justin went crazy on some paparazzi outside a London hotel. Justin jumped out of the van to attack the paparazzi. His bodyguard had to restrain him while he yelled, “I’ll f*cking beat the f*ck out of you.”
He was wearing a red sweatshirt with a matching red beanie at the time. He could have been mad at his outfit selection. That could make anyone lose it on a guy with a camera.
And a bonus Bieber moment because we love you…
I guess Justin has decided that clothing is optional, like many other celebs. He’s known for being shirtless a majority of the time, even in the hospital bed in London. But pantsless? On Instagram? Come on Biebs! Keep your pants on! Bieber booty is not what I need on my mind, ever. Leave the bootylicious songs to Beyonce. I get the abs. But ass?
You know what? Justin, maybe this retirement is exactly what you need to get your life back together before you shave your head, walk in gas station bathrooms barefoot and attack paparazzi with umbrellas.
That concludes our list of POP 5 Most Awkward Bieber Moments. Did we miss your favorite Justin moment? Leave a comment below and let us know. Thanks for watching THEPOPFIX! Keep Beliebing!
Until next time, what’s your fix?
But how did it all happen? Kristin gives you the rundown and all the behind the scenes footage of our awesome shoot with the talented, hilarious, and all-around excellent person, Dante Basco.
To see the whole story, check out the video below!
It was just another BUSY Monday brunch at the Hollywood’s Griddle Café on Sunset, and as I stood in line waiting for my “Addicted to Noisella” French toast (a lethal Nutella and French toast concoction under a load of whipped cream), the dewy-eyed girl in front of me turned around to take a worried peek outside the door behind me.
It was none other than Mischa Barton. Dressed in a loose top, jeans, flowery Chuck Taylors and scarf wrapped around her head, the starlet got a booth with a female friend and seemed to be having a pretty normal time.
Until some guy got a table facing her booth and starting asking them questions, frantically texting all his friends at the same time. I couldn’t hear the conversation, but the faces of Mischa and her friend instantly turned sour, and they quickly got their bill handled.
The obnoxious guy was still trying to say something to Mischa as she marched past him to exit through the back entrance, and in her fury, she tripped hard on someone’s chair but thankfully didn’t fall.
What did the guy say? Why was Mischa so pissed? Hard to tell, but it was good to see Mischa having a meal (especially at a place notorious for their humongous servings), and in all honesty, she actually looked pretty good to me.
Duhamel is 36.
Image via GQ
36!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Congrats to the happy couple.
Well, then come to my house around 9 PM tonight. If that’s not exactly your cup of tea, then go see Kate Bosworth’s flick “21.”
The actress claims that she and Jim Sturgess got friendly with the Grey Goose before they had to get friendly on-camera during a steamy love scene.
Bosworth told People Magazine that they “decided to have a couple of drinks, loosen up and go for it.” She claims she doesn’t remember filming the scene…interesting. However, since it was well documented on-camera, we can all see the drunk actors in action in theaters across America. Hooray for Hollywood!
