Any legit doctor will tell you that there are a lot of downsides to packing on the pounds. But stretch marks, diabetes, and cellulite are the least of Rob Kardashian’s weight gain worries. In a tell-all interview with Ryan Seacrest, Rob didn’t just “tell-all,” no sir. He went straight for the mother of all embarrassing things that you probably never want to share on national TV, revealing that he cries every time he takes a shower because his ween looks so small due to his recent weight gain.

Upon hearing Rob’s deep, dark confession, Kris Kardashian gave her son a comforting embrace…while simultaneously securing him a Jenny Craig endorsement deal via speaker phone…

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