As we here at THE POP FIX begin to look forward to the spring time, with all the sunny weather, vacations, and tropical alcoholic beverages that it entails, it’s hard to overlook the three weeks of winter that still stand in your way from the pristine, drug war-torn beaches of Mexico. Luckily for you, we have previews of the hottest upcoming albums in the music world to tide you over until April arrives. From a former American Idol champ to the sexiest Aussie cowboy (er, the only one) troubadour, here are some of the most anticipated releases for the month of March.

This past Saturday night, Zero1 Gallery of Los Angeles hosted an opening reception for artist Kofie One (pronounced Kōfee Won). Zero1 Gallery, known for seeking the non-traditional, emerging talent of Southern California, kicked off an exhibition of Kofie’s recent works, which, as stated in the exhibition’s title, is a provoking blend of old and new. The artist, born and raised in West Los Angeles, brings his early influences into a precise, aesthetic amalgamation.

We all know that Kanye West is the self-proclaimed king of…well, everything…but you’d think someone with an ego the size of Kim Kardashian’s posterior (multiplied by 10) would have a little more self respect than to be dating this girl. But Kanye West likes to keep us guessing, adding to the mystique and the “is he gay?” or “is he bi?” rumors. This is Amber Rose, a 25-year-old model who has been seen out and about with West, and is rumored to be his girlfriend. Come on, Kanye, I’ve seen classier girls on “For the Love of Ray J.”

Well, the public has spoken and they shout a resounding “no” to the Jonas Brothers, even in 3 dimensions. “Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience” took in just 12.7 million this past weekend, less than half of what analysts had predicted. The brothers represent some of the most radical and bigoted of all religious nut jobs here in America, better known as Evangelical Christians. Complete with a bible thumping preacher of a father and proudly donning sex-banning “promise rings,” the Jonas Brothers are more or less the reason Muslim extremists hate our country. Whoops, did I just say that?