Rihanna Says Chris Brown Is “Different Now”
In an interview with Rolling Stone, Rihanna confirmed that she is indeed back together with Chris Brown, saying their relationship is “different now.”
Before you put 9-1-1 on speed dial, relax. Rihanna continued to explain the nature of their relationship, saying, “We don’t have those types of arguments anymore. We talk about shit.”
Ever the eloquent pacifist, Brown is currently on probation stemming from a 2009 assault of then-girlfriend Rihanna. For those of you who find this hard to believe, let us officially confirm that by “then-girlfriend” we also mean “then-girlfriend, turned secret-girlfriend, turned current-girlfriend,” Rihanna.
Brown has been quite the busy bee since then, diversifying his abuse-portfolio like any other responsible 23-year-old. His recent accomplishments include (but are not limited to) a physical altercation over a parking space with Frank Ocean last Sunday, throwing bottles in a club brawl with Drake last June, and for those of you who prefer your abuse in metaphors, he also got a tattoo of a battered woman on his neck in September of 2012.
If that’s not a changed man, then slap my face and call me Rihanna!
The happy couple plans to celebrate the 4-year anniversary of the aftermath of Clive Davis’ pre-Grammy party by pulling over on the side of the road, seeing what happens, and posting photos of it on Instagram.
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