While at home, resting from my job, I’ve had the time to scroll through news about fashion from all over the world. And to close this magnificent year that brought us so many wonders, I would like to add my thoughts on two lesser wonders; Lilo’s “extended” fashion line, and a Q&A from the man behind Ed Hardy himself, Christian Audigier.

I found the sketches for Lindsay Lohan’s new collection at New York Magazine. Rocker. Fashionable. Edgy. Exactly what you would expect, nothing major, nothing that requires a lot of imagination. Simple and plain clothes that you could easily find at H&M or Forever21, but with prices well above the $100 mark. Are they cool? Well, the sketches are pretty decent. Is the price reasonable? Hell no.

I am not saying, “don’t buy these clothes” I am just saying that you can find the same elsewhere for a lot less money. Also, they are manufactured by the same company that does Ed Hardy, so, it’s not couture. And, who would pay $600 for a leather jacket? Come on! It’s not like Victoria Beckham designed it. I also think it’s a disgrace that any big department store would agree to carry these garments, since Lindsay is not one for the fashion world (don’t get me started on her horrible collaboration with Ungaro), yet, thousands of designers would kill to be able to sell at important stores and boutiques. Sad, sad, sad…

Speaking of sad clothes, Ed Hardy’s mastermind, Audigier, has spoken to the same magazine. He talks about Ralph Lauren and cologne. He’s also giving tips… It’s like asking for tips from Michael Lohan! Come on people, don’t listen! Ed Hardy’s clothes are just so, how can I put it? Trashy.

Believe me, I speak from experience. I have a couple Ed Hardy pieces that I do not wear anymore. If you want to recreate a Hardy-esque look, try D&G or Emporio Armani instead for a similar effect, minus the loud and distracting designs. Below are a couple of choices. With these options, why enter 2010 looking like a passe fashion plate? Do yourself a favor and start the year sans Ed Hardy. As for the ladies, avoid Lindsay Lohan’s overpriced designs if you choose to recognize we are still in a reccession.

D&G V-NECK HENLEY TEE (deep V-neck which will be very fashionable this spring) at Neiman Marcus

EMPORIO ARMANI NUMBERS AND SPOTS T-SHIRT (again, deep V-necks) at Emporio Armani

D&G POLO (keep most buttons opened!) @ Neiman Marcus