Robert Pattinson is the face of this month’s GQ, providing America with yet another opportunity to realize that he is not that hot. Listen up, tweens, don’t miss the memo this time.

And if you’re somehow able to look past the hair that looks like he avoids a good shower like the plague, please explain to me what the hell is attractive about looking like you’ve done three times more drugs than Kate Moss and her entire entourage? Seriously, Pattinson looks like he hates the things that normal people do to survive and enjoy their usually miserable lives…shower and sleep.

Anyway, here are the GQ pictures of the “Twilight” actor…if you must see them…

America, please get a new heartthrob.

Image via GQ

Image via GQ

Image via GQ