Some people start their day with bacon and eggs, coffee and cigarettes, even vodka and painkillers if you’re Amy Winehouse. I start mine with a little TMZ. What can I say, I’m a traditional girl. Usually, I’m not super entertained by watching raw, shaking, footage of celebrities walking from the club to the Bentley. But there was one, shining moment that actually made me laugh. Out loud.

The paparazzi/celebrity exchange that I found so amusing involved actor Billy Zane. Who’s Billy Zane? Remember Kate Winslet’s crazy boyfriend in “Titanic?” That guy.

Billy Zane, looking refined, in Titanic

Knowing this, the paparazzi should have known not to cross the line, but he clearly didn’t care. As the paparazzi follows Zane, a very interesting conversation takes place…

Pap: “Is there any other parts of your body you shave besides your head?”

Zane: “Your ass in about three seconds…that was a threat.”

Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Billy Zane actually threatened to shave someone’s ass. Click here for the video. It’s great.

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