We hear that attention whore Heidi Montag has a new song. Why doesn’t this girl just give up and go back to Colorado?

It’s that time of year again…

Every couple of months, an unnatural phenomenon known as “The Bachelor” is broadcast to America via ABC. This spectacle features one man, surrounded by women vying for his time, attention, and the all-important rose that will bring them one step closer to the final elimination ceremony. These beautiful and often insane women are lured in to this reality show with the promise of 15 minutes of fame and a happily-ever-after moment with a stranger they probably met 15 days before.