When I was growing up in Colorado, Easter was celebrated quietly at church where I was spoiled with candy and taught that Jesus was resurrected on this day. So I always wondered why we ate chocolate covered bunnies instead of chocolate covered Jesuses–then realized later that it would be way too creepy having little kids chewing off Jesus’ head.
In London, Easter is essentially celebrated the same way as in America, except ten times more extreme and festive. Easter to Londoners is a holiday that is so important that students are …

Feathers in hair squeezing into a slim chocolate dress constraining her plastic boobies, Posh looks perfect for Marc Jacob’s newest ad campaign. After all, he was going for the repressed tranny gone mad look, right?