When I was growing up in Colorado, Easter was celebrated quietly at church where I was spoiled with candy and taught that Jesus was resurrected on this day. So I always wondered why we ate chocolate covered bunnies instead of chocolate covered Jesuses–then realized later that it would be way too creepy having little kids [...]

Feathers in hair squeezing into a slim chocolate dress constraining her plastic boobies, Posh looks perfect for Marc Jacob’s newest ad campaign. After all, he was going for the repressed tranny gone mad look, right?