Amazing. Fruity. Delish. All these adjectives describe my new discovery, mango ice cream. And no, I can’t tell you how I’ve spanned two decades without it in my life.

This celebutante’s boyfriends are as disposable as her used tissues, but her most recent boy toy is Benji Madden, of Good Charlotte fame. Ironically, his brother Joel Madden, is Nicole Richie’s baby-daddy. Coincidence? Perhaps it was just a matter of time before Paris found her way to Joel’s brother. However, it’s been reported that Paris and Benji are going strong and have even exchanged rings with each other’s initials on them. This naturally raises the question; “Do relationships move at warp speed in Hollywood?” P.H. and B.M. have only been dating for a few weeks and now they’re ready to parade around wearing each other’s initials? I’ll admit, I had my doubts about this celeb couple, but to me, that seems like a pretty strong statement of some kind of commitment. You can almost smell the Vegas wedding coming on…

They say a picture speaks 1000 words. So what does Madonna’s new album cover say to you?

Having eaten fish and chips every other day for the past month without working out has lead me to believe that I’m “forming” a specific body part on my body. Adding to my paranoia is one of my roommates who, when shirtless, makes me feel strangely perverted whenever I accidentally glance over his bare, sagging chest. Since my eating habits have turned ridiculously unctuous ever since I came to London, I’m afraid that eating that kebab at two in the morning is finally taking its toll.
“Am I forming moobs …