I’m so sleepy, my eyelids are starting to twitch and body is so relaxed it’s almost immobile.
As I write this entry my eyes are turning back and head is slowly turning to its side. My mouth is drooped open with a slight bit of saliva oozing out–and it’s only seven.
After eating french fries all day, [...]

Obama wins Mississippi while Ferraro resigns from Clinton’s campaign!–ABC
Mariah will fill in for sick Janet on SNL this week–EW
Wanna watch Brit’s new video for Break the Ice? It premiers @ BlackOut Ball @ 6:30–Black Out Ball
Paris has big feet–size freakin 11! This can only mean she also has big…– Daily Mail
Why is he resigning, the [...]

Recently, a friend and I spent a night channel surfing. We ended up on Oxygen watching The Bad Girl’s Club, and incidently, the following re-run of the Tyra Banks Show. Because I have a low threshold for pain, I only lasted 15 minutes, but in that short period of time I experienced a range of emotions I never thought a talk show could provide. Embarrassment, fear, anguish, disgust and my gag reflex were all exercised before the first commercial break.

The way celebrities are rushing off to rehab these days, you’d think it was the Big Rock Candy Mountain, or some magical fantasy land laden with calorie-free chocolate and free botox. Judging from the high rate of relapse, we can only assume that most celebrities don’t actually receive rehabilitation in rehab. They almost always return to their substance-loving ways. Sometimes, they even like rehab so much that they’re back for round-two in a matter of months! This strange cycle is enough to raise eyebrows and questions. What are celebrities actually doing in rehab? Are our favorite celebrities actually going to rehab to get more fabulous?