What do you do when your crazy ex won’t leave you alone? Some would ignore the long-lost lover, or call to tell them to stop, but not John Mayer. This pop star prefers a more indirect route of communication; the World Wide Web. Last week, Mayer publicly embarrassed his ex on the Internet via blog. At least he had enough tact to leave names out of it, and instead chose to refer to her (or him) as “Ex Lover.” Here’s what Mayer had to say to his former flame:

I dread seeing the Macbook “Air” commercial because whenever it comes on, I know I’ll have Yael Naim’s infectious pop song stuck in my head. The track is titled “New Soul” and it’s quickly taking over my television, my Ipod and my room (as my roommates are now also addicted).