“Ain’t Nothing But A Chow Dog?”
Like father like daughter? Is Lisa Marie Presley following in her bloated father’s route? The former Michael Jackson lover and pawn, and “rock star” was seen at Los Angeles’ The Grove chowing down on her favorite fatty foods.

Looking like a round Easter egg with hair, she was hunched over devouring her meal.

Isn’t it sad that her mother looks like her daughter?
I find it scary that Priscilla looks like she’s in her twenties, when she’s like SIXTY ONE!

It’s kinda sick…but kinda hot.
Couldn’t Lil’ Kim have found …

Remember Dani, our favorite lesbian from A Shot At Love With An Alien Baby with a GIANT dome piece Tila Tequila?

Well, she first appeared on this magazine, GO, right after the finale of “Shot At Love.” Now, she will grace the April cover of “Curve,” the number one magazine for lesbians. On her Myspace, Dani says:

Way to go Dani, you need to capitalize on this and get your own show! Screw that Italian sausage, he has nothing on you!

Insiders say that former supermodel, Cindy Crawford, is being cajoled into not only joining ABC’s “The View,” but “Good Morning America.”
Executives at ABC were so impressed with the 42-year old’s (can you believe it?) performance on ABC last week, they are offering her a full-time job.
We predict that Cindy Crawford will become big again–now on television, and that 2008-2009 will be a phenomenal year for her!

What do you get when you throw seven self-proclaimed ‘bad girls’ from all walks of life into a house together? If you said, “death threats, nudity, alcoholism and cartons of juice halfway filled with Tabasco,” then congrats! You’ve clearly been watching season two of The Bad Girl’s Club. I know what you’re thinking, because I’m thinking it too…this show makes me proud to be an American. Even more proud than Are You Hot and A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila combined, if that’s possible.