The man with a thousand names, Sean “Puffy” Combs, has decided that being a rapper, fashion mogul and throwing ridiculous shindigs in the Hamptons is completely over-rated.

That’s right. Diddy now wants to be a rapper, fashion mogul, ridiculous thrower of shindigs and an actor that makes you cry.

The Associated Press reported that Combs told David Letterman that his ideal movie would include “leading man kind of stuff; you know, jumping off buildings” and “very emotional, heart-wrenching scenes.”

So, basically, Puff Daddy wants to star in a cross between Brokeback Mountain and Spiderman? I think Diddy should forget the acting, it’s obvious he’s got a very bright future in screenwriting. I don’t know about you, but I’ve been dying  for a heart-wrenching superhero flick to come out.

Don’t believe me? See it on The Late Show TONIGHT!