February 3rd, 2008.
The date will go down in history as the day John Mayer thought he was Borat when he is clearly NOT. Let me demonstrate some crucial differences between the two with this sophisticated chart to illustrate my point:

Now, don’t get me wrong, John Mayer and Borat do have a few things in common, as I will demonstrate through yet another high tech Microsoft Paint masterpiece. Lucky you:

To emphasize the last point on the chart, both Borat and Mr. Mayer made very poor choices as they stuffed their manhood into this tiny, neon suspended thong. I’d like to take this opportunity to encourage all members of the male sex to avoid making a similar mistake. Women, and men around the world will appreciate it.
Thank you.