February 3rd, 2008.
The date will go down in history as the day John Mayer thought he was Borat when he is clearly NOT. Let me demonstrate some crucial differences between the two with this sophisticated chart to illustrate my point:

Oh, Michael Jackson.
I must thank you in more ways than three. Not only did you face the criminal justice system with guts and gusto, you changed the face of pop music, changed the face of dancing, and you changed the face of your own face–forever.
But now you must face another dilemma. No, the nose isn’t [...]