Perez Hilton. He’s the blogger we all love to hate, he’s the blogger we all want to be. His name is synonymous with juicy, dirty, sleazy pop scandal, rumors and gossip. Don’t know what hospital Britney checked into? Go to Perez. What famous name is coming out of the closet next? Perez knows. Want to look at a few photos of your favorite movie star with random words and penises drawn on their face? Perez Hilton’s got your back.

(Mike Huckabee guest stars on the Weekend Update section of SNL.)
It was that night before the primaries when Barack Obama gave a speech that
would move Joyce Chen, 20, to tears.
“It was sung by immigrants as they struck out from distant shores,” Obama fervently [...]

So you made it through the painfully boring 80th annual Academy Awards. You yawned through Jon Stewart’s lame jokes and you chuckled to yourself when every movie that was “supposed” to win, actually won. Wow, Hollywood, you’re getting boring. There weren’t even any crazy fashion mistakes on the red carpet. But if last night was any indicator of what’s going to be hot this season, I’ll bet you’ll be sizzling in scarlet.

It’s a rebuttal to this video of Sarah Silverman and Matt Damon which you can see here:

Please watch this video, probably the best video all year.