Articles Archive for February 2008
The man with a thousand names, Sean “Puffy” Combs, has decided that being a rapper, fashion mogul and throwing ridiculous shindigs in the Hamptons is completely over-rated. That’s right. Diddy now wants to be a rapper, fashion mogul, ridiculous thrower of shindigs and an actor that makes you cry.
I recently found out that I’ve been ‘deleted.’ My name is a thing of the past, first on his myspace, then on his lastfm, finally on facebook and probably in his phone somewhere along the line as well. I’d like to pretend that I’m bothered by this, but I’m actually more amused by the idea that someone actually felt the need to erase me from social networking sites in an effort to forget that I, too, exist on planet Earth.
February 3rd, 2008.
The date will go down in history as the day John Mayer thought he was Borat when he is clearly NOT. Let me demonstrate some crucial differences between the two with this sophisticated chart to illustrate my point:
Oh, Michael Jackson.
I must thank you in more ways than three. Not only did you face the criminal justice system with guts and gusto, you changed the face of pop music, changed the face of dancing, and you changed the face of your own face–forever.
But now you must face another dilemma. No, the nose isn’t [...]
First they’re fighting with LC, then they’re engaged, then they’re not engaged, then they’re making out in front of the paparazzi (so we don’t forget how in love they are), then they’re on the beach filming really bad music videos. How do they have the energy?
So X-Men the comic was phenomenal. I used to watch the cartoon series every Saturday on Fox Kids and fantasize being Gambit, Nightcrawler, and especially Wolverine. But when the movie came out, I was not thrilled at all. Not only was the acting iffy, but the storyline was weak and didn’t follow that of the [...]
Perez Hilton. He’s the blogger we all love to hate, he’s the blogger we all want to be. His name is synonymous with juicy, dirty, sleazy pop scandal, rumors and gossip. Don’t know what hospital Britney checked into? Go to Perez. What famous name is coming out of the closet next? Perez knows. Want to look at a few photos of your favorite movie star with random words and penises drawn on their face? Perez Hilton’s got your back.